today's a funny n childish day man!
had lots n lots of fun
first had eng lesson
ramesh actually came for lessons!
hahas
he kept knocking on my table
asking me n songping to
keep quiet
songping's real noisy today
tsktsk
next...we had maths
mr tey was calling ru so
intimately...hahas
he let us out for recess early
[wadds new..esp with pple lyk
xiangli--excuses dispenser]
bought fried food!! yumm..
had geog next...
geog was so boring!!
i almost fell asleep...
gd thing ping nudged me awake
then elit...
tian was rattling n rattling
on macbeth...
gd thing i caught lyk
three quarters of wadd she said
n tts max.
then had bio
watched videos on the
male n female reproductive systems
were behaving so childishly
but the prob is
all those were all in
the sex education
we had in p5 n 6??
so ping was reading seventeen
n i was busily playing
unfortunately
ping's seventeen was taken away
[molly's not tt stupid after all]
but i managed to hide it in time
was pretending to
copy notes when she came
[ok. so she is stupid]
we were also busily laughing
abt the
glowing sperms
n how the sperms need the glow to find the egg
went seven eleven ltr
with felicia xiangli songping
bought nachos
then to cheers for cup noodles
then to dauhuay shop to eat
cos theres no seats at macs
so in order to not make it tt bad
we bought a dauhuay drink
n a dauhuay
suddenly talked about the novella
[or smth liddat]
tt XL's supposed to do
its spposd to be some
eng enrichment tt somehow involves
writing a
twenty thousand words long novel
n fel kindly suggested
"why dont u just get frm the dictionary?"
so shes thinking XL's doing some
twenty thousand words long
vocab list
greaat job fel!
was laughing so hard with noodles
hanging at my mouth
it was damn disgusting but wadd to do
i cant bite
so its either spit it all out
or leave it hanging
so obviously i chose the latter
so XL went "shen me yong yuan??"
as in
shen me [what] yong yuan [ever]
so its waddever.
then fel went
"when did i ever say anything
about yong yuan??"
get the joke?!?!
hahas
subject slowly changed to fel's
caramel frappucino
then xl went crapping abt how
caffeine can damage ur brains
n how caffeine [instead of nicotine]
can somehow be found in cigarettes
so i laughed with hanging noodles again
next xl was happily slurping up
the last of the last of her cup noodles
so ping was nagging abt how
msg can dehydrate one n cause one
to shrivel up n become a dead corpse
so they became healthfreak caffeine
n healthfreak msg respectively
then xl was saying she would
rather be a dead CLEVER corpse
than to be a living stupid soul
[referring to fel
who simply doesnt understand
healthfreaks' langs]
then songping said smth abt mummies?
n fel added tt the mummies hav
brains hooked or sucked out
[my my..fel learns smth during ipw!]
so xl was proudly saying tt
she hav remaining brain cells
in her nose
so we concluded tt xl
doesnt think with her head
but instead, with her nose
[xiangli! dun sneeze!]
then was on the way back to sch
fel n ping was running
cos we were going to be late
spposd to gather at forum at 330
for hockey match
so...cos i was tiredd
n too exhausted[ frm all tt laughing]
to run
i crapped abt why they r not
sposd to run right after eating?
n how it will somehow mess up
ur digestive system
i also crapped abt why xl is not sposd
to drink [the remains of her dauhuay drink]
while walking
n somehow it will mess up
ur reproductive system
[i seriously dunno how
just wanted to make it sound
lyk i learned smth during bio]
n thus
i became healthfreak exercise
on the bus to delta complex
xl n i were happily advertising
impulse vive body mist
n how it can produce baeutiful
lipstick colour
n how it will work lyk some
alcoholic drink tt tastes
better than carlsberg?
laughing our heads off
n no...this time w/o the noodles
reached the complex
supporters were rather pathetic
[oowww....meixian dont cry!!]
there was one girl who was rather enthu
but she totally didnt noe
wadda hell is happening during
the match
then theres this irritating person
who kept studying her chinese?
xl was so pissed with her
[need a diaper? lol ]
she n ping actually stepped her txtbk
for a few times
my my...so mean
but we seriously cant stand her behaviour
n she even has the cheek to say
excuse me so tt she can hav
space to study???
xl actually went to her n asked
her to keep it
cos we totally cant stand it anymore?
n she gave us this stinko attitude
n said all the stuff abt
its compulsory to be there
but not compulsory to cheer?
so wadds the point so going there
if ure not there to cheer?
i think xl, ping n i were the only girls cheering?
tts besides the hockey girls n ms susan lim
yeesss
ms susan lim
she looovees meixian!!
"go meixian!"
"gd one meixian!!"
hahas
then on the bus back
xl yi carolanne were crapping
so much
told lots of dirty jokes
n we realised tt xiangli actually
understand monkey lang
hahas
laughing abt how a guy can propose
to a frog n somehow
has his **** going up the digestive
system n out of his mouth
kkaes
i therefore conclude tt
bio is very influential
n very corruptive
it has totally corrputed our
sweet n innocent minds
singapore idol rocks!!
banana man was funny!!
or rather
they somehow made it funny
simply admire n totally
looks up to the really brave
deaf person n the one with speaking probs
but i think they are damn mean
to the girl they made to find 5 pple??
i mean she can sing lorr!
so much better than tt jeremy guy...
hurr
the judges are trying WAY
too hard to act simon cowell
n they were crapping abt having
ur own style??
esp cant stand dick!
hurr
n i think tt female judge
looks very sun ho..
for pple who dunno who
sun ho is...
[ pple lyk songping n
maybe tt stupid living soul]
shes the lousy singapore singer
who went riCHAAARD
with her mouth going in circles
in holland v.
anw...
singapore idol rocks totally!!
-ruoen
8:48:00 pm